Freeman's Mind： Episode 9-6_0NRT7g8bA.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:06,962→00:00:08,964

Wait, this isn't gonna work.

#300:00:08,964→00:00:12,535

If a rescue team comes, that gun's gonna turn them into peppered steak.

#400:00:12,535→00:00:13,602

[scientist sneezes]

#500:00:13,602→00:00:14,603

Good idea.

#600:00:14,603→00:00:15,538

[whistling noise] Yep.

#700:00:15,538→00:00:16,505

[turret firing]

#800:00:16,505→00:00:17,440

[turret beeps] You're right.

#900:00:17,440→00:00:18,441

[turret beeps] There's a firing delay

#1000:00:18,441→00:00:19,875

[turret beeps] when it's not beeping.

#1100:00:19,875→00:00:21,811

[turret beeps] And there's another bug!

#1200:00:21,811→00:00:22,611

[turret beeps]

#1300:00:22,611→00:00:23,913

[turret beeps] Damn, these things are faster

#1400:00:23,913→00:00:25,715

[turret beeps] than the centipedes in my house!

#1500:00:25,715→00:00:26,282

[turret beeps]

#1600:00:26,282→00:00:27,416

[turret beeps] Eh, screw it.

#1700:00:27,416→00:00:28,984

[turret beeps] I'll just wait until the beeping stops,

#1800:00:28,984→00:00:30,352

[turret beeps] then make a dash for it.

#1900:00:30,352→00:00:31,253

[turret beeps]

#2000:00:31,253→00:00:32,455

[turret beeps] It's just as well.

#2100:00:32,455→00:00:34,023

[turret deactivating] I wasn't looking forward to staying here

#2200:00:34,023→00:00:35,925

and cannibalizing that guy for food.

#2300:00:36,559→00:00:38,360

Oh, back for more, huh?

#2400:00:38,360→00:00:41,297

SCIENTIST: Don't you think we should...wait here for a while?

#2500:00:41,297→00:00:42,965

Nah, you're on your own, chump.

#2600:00:43,833→00:00:45,568

[whistling sound] Pew!

#2700:00:45,568→00:00:46,836

[turret beeps] Sweet!

#2800:00:46,836→00:00:49,472

[turret beeps] Man, that guy back there is just screwed.

#2900:00:49,472→00:00:51,674

[turret beeps] Well, once again, not my problem.

#3000:00:51,674→00:00:52,274

[turret beeps] Oh, what the--

#3100:00:52,274→00:00:53,175

[headcrab squeals]

#3200:00:53,175→00:00:55,644

OKAY, CHILDREN, CLASS IS IN SESSION!

#3300:00:55,644→00:00:57,279

EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS!

#3400:00:57,279→00:01:00,015

I SAID, "EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SEATS!"

#3500:01:00,015→00:01:01,951

DAMMIT, BILLY, THAT MEANS YOU, TOO!

#3600:01:01,951→00:01:03,853

TAKE YOUR SEAT!

#3700:01:03,853→00:01:07,223

Okay, now today's lesson is on--wait, what am I doing?

#3800:01:07,223→00:01:08,290

I don't know.

#3900:01:08,290→00:01:12,228

Y'know, facial lacerations aside, that was pretty pimp of me.

#4000:01:12,228→00:01:13,596

[gunfire] I need a sword.

#4100:01:13,596→00:01:14,964

And a helmet.

#4200:01:14,964→00:01:16,332

And a horse.

#4300:01:16,332→00:01:16,866

Yeah.

#4400:01:17,466→00:01:18,868

Hey, can I have your gun?

#4500:01:18,868→00:01:20,936

I thought it'd be cool to shoot people with two pistols

#4600:01:20,936→00:01:23,005

like I'm in a John Woo movie or something.

#4700:01:24,507→00:01:25,074

Uhh...

#4800:01:25,674→00:01:28,410

Fine, don't say anything, ya freak.

#4900:01:28,410→00:01:30,880

Oh, I guess he was using it.

#5000:01:30,880→00:01:35,417

Still, one gun is fun, but two is Woo-tastic.

#5100:01:35,417→00:01:36,152

[ceiling tiles fall] What?

#5200:01:36,152→00:01:37,520

[headcrab squeals] Gah! Dammit!

#5300:01:37,520→00:01:40,890

I'm getting sick of these face-huggers trying to French me.

#5400:01:40,890→00:01:43,225

It's not like I'm that hard up. Christ.

#5500:01:44,059→00:01:45,227

Oh, what's this?

#5600:01:45,895→00:01:47,897

Oh, doing the vent thing, huh?

#5700:01:47,897→00:01:48,898

Yeah, I was--

#5800:01:48,898→00:01:52,067

[alien growls, scientists scream]

#5900:01:52,067→00:01:54,236

Ugh! You dumbasses!

#6000:01:54,236→00:01:56,539

You can't go through the fan blades!

#6100:01:56,539→00:01:59,341

Some people just have to learn things the hard way.

#6200:01:59,341→00:02:02,711

I mean, it only took me one time to learn not to stick your head in a fan.

#6300:02:02,711→00:02:04,079

[vortigaunt charging up] Oh no...

#6400:02:04,079→00:02:05,014

[vortigaunt bolt] DAAAH!

#6500:02:05,014→00:02:06,348

Quit zapping me!

#6600:02:06,348→00:02:07,817

Let's see how you like it!

#6700:02:07,817→00:02:08,317

Dammit!

#6800:02:08,651→00:02:09,852

Have to reload...

#6900:02:10,085→00:02:11,153

Okay, pumpkinhead.

#7000:02:11,153→00:02:11,987

[vortigese]

#7100:02:12,555→00:02:15,257

Gah! These aliens suck!

#7200:02:15,257→00:02:18,694

I'm already afraid of Muppets; I don't need this on top of that!

#7300:02:19,195→00:02:20,362

Come out!

#7400:02:20,362→00:02:21,197

[whistles]

#7500:02:21,764→00:02:23,199

They're not coming.

#7600:02:23,199→00:02:26,001

You guys are even worse than the face-huggers, you know that?

#7700:02:26,001→00:02:27,303

I need a name for you.

#7800:02:27,303→00:02:30,472

I'm just going to call you 'zappers' until I can think of something better.

#7900:02:30,472→00:02:31,674

Where the hell are they?

#8000:02:31,674→00:02:32,675

[vortigese]

#8100:02:32,675→00:02:34,476

[vortigese] Oh, I can hear them.

#8200:02:34,476→00:02:35,678

I'd better check my flank.

#8300:02:35,678→00:02:37,680

That's how they got that dude in Jurassic Park.

#8400:02:38,547→00:02:40,382

Oh, wait, those were raptors.

#8500:02:40,850→00:02:42,151

Well, I'd shoot them, too.

#8600:02:42,151→00:02:43,018

[vortigaunt charging up]

#8700:02:43,018→00:02:43,485

[vortigaunt charging up] Bastard!

#8800:02:43,485→00:02:44,420

[vortigaunt bolt] [shudders]

#8900:02:45,287→00:02:47,323

THAT'S SO FRIGGIN' ANNOYING!

#9000:02:47,323→00:02:50,693

It's not like the electricity kills me; it just hurts!

#9100:02:50,693→00:02:52,294

I'm not sure what I'm more upset about:

#9200:02:52,294→00:02:53,596

that they're shocking me,

#9300:02:53,596→00:02:56,398

or that I can't shoot electricity from my hands.

#9400:02:56,966→00:02:58,667

I'm going backwards again, aren't I?

#9500:02:58,667→00:03:00,035

[vortigese]

#9600:03:00,035→00:03:01,337

Boom!

#9700:03:01,337→00:03:02,972

Oh, I see you, too!

#9800:03:03,606→00:03:06,809

Oh, man! I shoot one long-distance through a window

#9900:03:06,809→00:03:09,144

and another one that's waiting to jump me!

#10000:03:09,144→00:03:12,314

That is James Bond intuition!

#10100:03:12,314→00:03:13,883

Damn, I'm awesome!

#10200:03:13,883→00:03:18,787

[hums James Bond theme]

#10300:03:18,787→00:03:19,521

[hums James Bond theme] [ceiling tiles fall]

#10400:03:19,521→00:03:21,991

[hums James Bond theme] Dooh-duh-DAH-DAH! Duh, dehduh!

#10500:03:21,991→00:03:23,726

How did that thing know I was here?

#10600:03:23,726→00:03:25,427

How many of you fuckers are there?

#10700:03:25,427→00:03:28,831

Do you want me to individually engrave your names on each of my bullets?

#10800:03:28,831→00:03:31,267

Is my gun not personal enough for you?

#10900:03:31,267→00:03:33,802

I'll kill every last one of you bastards.

#11000:03:33,802→00:03:35,337

All I need are bullets.

#11100:03:35,337→00:03:37,039

We have a lot of bullets here!

#11200:03:38,374→00:03:41,277

EARTH IS A MINERAL-RICH PLANET!

#11300:03:41,610→00:03:43,112

I BET YOURS SUCKS!

#11400:03:43,112→00:03:45,748

It's probably a swamp planet with no metal!

#11500:03:45,748→00:03:48,284

And, if it's not, you probably belong in a swamp, anyway!

#11600:03:48,284→00:03:50,753

You should be out killing vacationing college students,

#11700:03:50,753→00:03:52,621

not scientists trying to get work do--

#11800:03:52,621→00:03:53,555

[gagging]

#11900:03:53,555→00:03:54,356

[barnacle chirping] [gagging]

#12000:03:56,125→00:03:57,293

What the fuck?!

#12100:03:57,293→00:03:59,094

Now, I'm covered in blood!

#12200:03:59,094→00:04:00,095

In my hair...

#12300:04:00,095→00:04:02,498

This is going to jam my gun.

#12400:04:02,498→00:04:03,632

And, what about you?

#12500:04:03,632→00:04:04,833

Enjoying the show?

#12600:04:04,833→00:04:07,503

SCIENTIST: I just overheard the secure access transmission.

#12700:04:07,503→00:04:10,472

SCIENTIST: Soldiers have arrived and they're coming to rescue us.

#12800:04:10,472→00:04:13,409

SCIENTIST: Of course, I have my doubts that we'll live long enough to greet them.

#12900:04:13,409→00:04:15,511

YEAH, THANKS FOR THE WARNING, ASSHOLE!

#13000:04:15,511→00:04:17,947

I REALLY APPRECIATE HOW YOU STOOD THERE STARING AT ME

#13100:04:17,947→00:04:19,782

AND NOT DOING A GOD DAMNED THING!

#13200:04:19,782→00:04:22,685

YOU'RE LIKE A CAT WATCHING A MOUSE DIE!

#13300:04:22,685→00:04:25,287

I'm getting out of here. There's too many psychos in this place.

#13400:04:25,287→00:04:25,888

[whistling sound]

#13500:04:25,888→00:04:26,689

[whistling sound] What's that noise?

#13600:04:26,689→00:04:27,489

[turret firing]

#13700:04:27,489→00:04:28,490

[turret firing] WAAAH!

#13800:04:28,490→00:04:29,692

[turret firing] MY EAR!

#13900:04:29,692→00:04:31,961

[turret beeping] I GOT SHOT IN THE EAR!

#14000:04:31,961→00:04:34,763

[turret beeping] WHY IS THE BUILDING TRYING TO KILL ME?!

#14100:04:34,763→00:04:36,065

[turret beeping] I'M AN EMPLOYEE!

#14200:04:36,065→00:04:38,534

[turret beeping] YOU DON'T SHOOT YOUR EMPLOYEES!

#14300:04:38,534→00:04:39,668

[turret beeping]

#14400:04:39,668→00:04:41,337

[turret beeping] You are NOT employees!

#14500:04:41,337→00:04:43,238

[turret beeping]

#14600:04:43,238→00:04:44,974

[turret beeping] DAMMIT!

#14700:04:44,974→00:04:46,508

[turret beeping] YOU'RE ALL FIRED!

#14800:04:46,508→00:04:47,710

[turret beeping]

#14900:04:47,710→00:04:49,311

[turret firing] NO!

#15000:04:49,311→00:04:50,346

[turret beeping] Fuck this.

#15100:04:50,346→00:04:52,281

[turret beeping] I'm going to wait for that thing to power down.

#15200:04:52,281→00:04:59,922

[turret beeping, whistling in time]

#15300:04:59,922→00:05:03,092

[turret beeping] I can't believe that we have automatic turret guns.

#15400:05:03,092→00:05:05,361

[turret beeping] You shouldn't kill your workers.

#15500:05:05,361→00:05:08,630

[turret deactivating] I thought they taught that in, like, Business 101.

#15600:05:08,630→00:05:09,565

Okay...

#15700:05:09,565→00:05:11,100

[imitating Bionic Man sound]

#15800:05:11,100→00:05:12,935

Man, I just don't get a break.

#15900:05:14,536→00:05:18,073

Kneel before me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha....

#16000:05:18,073→00:05:20,542

Hah, no smoking around the turret gun.

#16100:05:20,542→00:05:22,011

Bad for your health.

#16200:05:22,011→00:05:22,911

[vortigese] Oh, oh!

#16300:05:25,347→00:05:27,516

Yeah, keep on gargling; I'm reloading.

#16400:05:28,650→00:05:31,120

And that's why you should stay in school.

#16500:05:31,120→00:05:34,289

Man, I am not happy at all about getting my ear shot.

#16600:05:34,289→00:05:36,759

I guess it's a free piercing, but I don't have a mirror.

#16700:05:36,759→00:05:38,293

I don't want to look like I'm gay.

#16800:05:38,293→00:05:40,829

I guess gay is when you get both ears pierced.

#16900:05:40,829→00:05:42,131

Either that, or you're a sailor.

#17000:05:42,131→00:05:43,499

GUARD: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

#17100:05:43,499→00:05:44,767

Who the hell are you talking to?

#17200:05:45,934→00:05:47,036

Friggin' lunatic.

#17300:05:47,036→00:05:50,105

GUARD: Hey, what the hell are you doing down here? Get topside!

#17400:05:50,105→00:05:51,874

GUARD: I hear troops are coming in to save us.

#17500:05:51,874→00:05:53,609

Well, they're not coming fast enough!

#17600:05:53,609→00:05:55,244

I got shot, y'know?

#17700:05:55,244→00:05:57,146

Ah, first aid. Yeah.

#17800:05:57,146→00:05:58,680

I need some gauze.

#17900:05:59,314→00:06:00,616

GUARD: I'll bet that stings a bit.

#18000:06:00,616→00:06:04,586

Yeah, no shit, Skippy. I've got more blood on me than an ax murderer.

#18100:06:04,586→00:06:07,689

I'd be arrested if I were to approach a child looking like this.

#18200:06:08,524→00:06:10,592

I wonder if there's any more clips in here.

#18300:06:10,592→00:06:12,227

I'm on my last one.

#18400:06:12,227→00:06:15,697

I really wasn't expecting to use up all my ammo, but what can I say?

#18500:06:15,697→00:06:18,534

This gun keeps solving my problems for me.

#18600:06:18,534→00:06:22,538

Oh! An exit sign!

#18700:06:22,538→00:06:24,440

It's about bloody time.

#18800:06:24,440→00:06:25,340

[lock jiggles]

#18900:06:25,340→00:06:27,042

Okay, remain calm.

#19000:06:27,910→00:06:28,811

Jesus!

#19100:06:29,344→00:06:31,413

Okay, we'll take this to the next level.

#19200:06:32,147→00:06:33,615

What the fuck?!

#19300:06:33,615→00:06:37,152

We installed bullet-proof glass on our exit doors?

#19400:06:37,152→00:06:38,720

That stuff's not cheap.

#19500:06:38,720→00:06:40,456

How retarded are we?

#19600:06:40,456→00:06:42,191

[lock jiggles] I don't know anymore.

#19700:06:42,191→00:06:42,991

[lock jiggles]

#19800:06:42,991→00:06:45,627

Ugh. What did they think was going to happen?

#19900:06:45,627→00:06:49,465

The turret guns were going to sprout a pair of legs and get up and leave?

#20000:06:49,465→00:06:51,333

I'm just a rat in a maze.

#20100:06:51,900→00:06:53,368

With no cheese.

#20200:06:53,368→00:06:54,670

And you're not helping.

#20300:06:57,473→00:06:59,808

I guess I am getting a gun out of the whole deal.

#20400:06:59,808→00:07:02,911

That's registered in someone else's name!

#20500:07:02,911→00:07:04,746

That means, once all this blows over,

#20600:07:04,746→00:07:08,117

I'll be able to kill anyone and get away with it if I want to.

#20700:07:08,117→00:07:09,952

Hey, I think that's an exit.

#20800:07:09,952→00:07:11,120

[ceiling tiles fall] Huh?

#20900:07:11,120→00:07:12,121

[headcrabs chirp] Oh my God!

#21000:07:12,121→00:07:13,956

THIS WAS NOT APPROVED BY THE COMMITTEE!

#21100:07:13,956→00:07:15,958

I'M NOT TAKING ANY QUESTIONS!

#21200:07:15,958→00:07:16,792

NO COMMENT!

#21300:07:17,059→00:07:17,893

NO COMMENT!

#21400:07:18,193→00:07:19,128

NO COMMENT!

#21500:07:19,761→00:07:23,065

Well, I can understand how some people can't get enough of me,

#21600:07:23,065→00:07:25,334

but it's for their own good, really.

#21700:07:26,502→00:07:29,104

Yay, something I can actually break.

#21800:07:31,940→00:07:34,776

God, my face must look like a cutting board right now.

#21900:07:34,776→00:07:36,245

I wonder if it'll scar.

#22000:07:36,245→00:07:40,048

That would look badass if I had one of those face scars across the eye.

#22100:07:40,048→00:07:41,049

And my ear.

#22200:07:41,049→00:07:42,851

Who else has pierced ears?

#22300:07:42,851→00:07:43,619

Artists,

#22400:07:43,619→00:07:44,853

punk rockers,

#22500:07:44,853→00:07:45,888

pirates...

#22600:07:45,888→00:07:47,890

Huh, pirates have both ears pierced.

#22700:07:47,890→00:07:49,625

But, then, they're sailors.

#22800:07:49,625→00:07:50,792

Hey, is that coffee?

#22900:07:50,792→00:07:52,261

Sweet, are there any doughnuts?

#23000:07:52,261→00:07:54,530

Whoa! That's a big no.

#23100:07:54,530→00:07:55,864

This isn't going to work.

#23200:07:58,433→00:08:00,068

What the... they're deaf.

#23300:08:00,068→00:08:01,270

They can't hear me.

#23400:08:01,270→00:08:03,105

How the hell did they find me earlier?

#23500:08:03,105→00:08:04,606

They don't have eyes.

#23600:08:04,606→00:08:05,908

We may never know.

#23700:08:07,876→00:08:09,811

Science will thank me someday.

#23800:08:09,811→00:08:12,047

Alright, enough of this, I'm getting some coffee.

#23900:08:12,648→00:08:13,715

Now, which button?

#24000:08:18,387→00:08:19,868

Yeah, that's the stuff.